Dad Joke
a joke which makes son and or family member face palm because of how simple it is
son: “i’m tired” dad: “h-llo tired, i’m dad – omg nice dad joke
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an embar-ssingly bad joke. often demonstrated during wedding or 18th/21st birthday speeches.
situation: you’ve just had a hair cut.
dad joke: what happened to you son? had a run-in with a lawn mower?!
style of joke often limited to the dads of the world because anyone else would be able to see how embarr-ssing the punch-line and response will be.
>you know what a wok is don’t you?
>(flatly) what dad?
>it’s what you throw at a wabbit when you don’t have a wifle. hur hur hur.
>ugh. dad joke.
an indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children.
daughter: dad, we should go back soon.
dad: why?
daughter: i’m hungry.
dad: hi hungry, i’m dad!
daughter: shut up with the dad jokes, they aren’t funny!
a dad joke is when your dad makes extremely corny jokes that are not funny to you, but your friends seem to find them amusing and quite funny.
can sometimes be embarr-ssing and most of the time laughed at by the dad himself.
-rarely are they funny to you-
brad: “it’s okay guys, you don’t have to laugh at his jokes, i know they’re bad..”
tom: “na your dads dad jokes are f-cking hilarious!”
brad: ?????????????
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