Dad Trade


a calculated bet or series of bets with price determination and risk/reward fully contingent upon event x occurring. it successfully occurs, but all positions remain in the red.

it is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend’s dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. his reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.
a preventable dad trade in the making

industry professional: mr. chen, i strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.

mr. chen: don’t presume to teach me about equities sonny; i have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. if obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.

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