Daddy long Legs

a s-xual position that, when successfully achieved, results in universal bragging rights.

while fornicating with a young woman, pull her to the edge of the bed in a missionary position, with legs hanging off the edge of the bed. proceed to enter her while standing on the floor to get her and yourself limbered up, which will be necessary to achieve the position.

instruct your s-xual teammate to anchor herself to the bed by reaching behind her head and latching the sheets, and proceed to step one foot all the way up on the mattress. once balanced, make an athletic leap and place your second food up on the edge of the bed. your man -ss should now be gloriously fluttering 4-6 feet above floor level, depending on your mattress height, while your legs should have achieved an extremely low sumo-style squat. your partners legs will be poking into the air and can be grabbed for balance and more control, similar to the levers used to control a construction crane.

the position is named “daddy long legs” due to the m-ss of tangled arms and legs now jiggling in the air, while your -ss is dancing up and down as you struggle against gravity and mattress springs while trying to impress your date.
well i tried the daddy long legs but the girl’s grip wasn’t tight enough when i went to plant the second leg. my other foot slipped and my still-inserted p-n-s acted as a medieval trebuchet and launched us both into the wall behind me.
a godd-mn spider with long spindly ones that i hate!!! motherf-cker. daddy longlegs may be somewhere and you didn’t know it ‘cos that b-tch-ss is nigh on invisble, c-nt spider w-nkstain daddy longlegs i hate you!!!!!!!
marcus didn’t know that unbeknownst to his a daddy longlegs was approaching, godd-mn!
despite popular belief, a daddy longlegs is a spider with a small body and long, spindly legs. what most people think of as a daddy longlegs is actualy called a crane fly. spiders like daddy longlegs are most common in summer, especialy during hot summers when there are a lot of insects about.
don’t kill a daddy longlegs, or any other kind of spider. they eat household pests.
noun, british term for crane-fly.

annoying member of the arachnid family that flys into your home just to die, has a habit of commiting suicide in people’s drinks.
f-ck! not another daddy-long-legs in my drink again
you call someone daddy long legs when there arms, legs, fingers and everything on their body is lanky. these are the lankiest motherf-ckers you know. the motherf-ckers that grip their sodas so that there fingers touch on the other side. the motherf-ckers that use their lankieness to an advantage and gets you p-ssed off.
f-ck you daddy long legs, you would suck at life without your lankieness.
1) a young adult/children’s novel written by jean webster in 1912 about an orphan girl being supported financially through college by an anonymous benefactor.

2) can be used to describe someone who is continually taking care of, or giving financial support to someone else anonymously (usually a male for a female).
1) have you ever read that book called daddy long-legs?

2) i heard jenny can buy all that brand name stuff even though she doesn’t work because she has a daddy long-legs.
a black male in a u.s prison that abuse new young men that enter prison. he is 7’4 and his weight is about 350. he is in prison for life because he physical abuse 3 white male in his house in ohio.
person 1: did you hear about daddy long leg

person 2: yeah, he is my pimp

daddy long leg: yeah, thats right little boy now go clean my cell

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