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• constipation hangover

  when you still can’t take a quality dump days after a heavy night of drinking. …on a side note, your boy hasn’t dropped a deuce since that jack f-cked me up on sunday. this f-cking constipation hangover is no joke at this point…

• debulking

  when the stupid cook puts to much on your burger and you have to remove the extra iteams d-mn theres to much on my burger time to begin debulking

• samoan roadblock

  when you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn’t enough room to p-ss jed – “yo dennis why you late? the meeting started 10 minutes ago.” dennis – “bro i couldn’t help it i got caught behind a samoan roadblock coming back from my smoke break.”

• krunchy.koolaid

  when you freeze some koolaid and repeatedly shove it up someone’s -ss till it slightly melts and you eat it i have her the ‘oll krunchy.koolaid

• la crook

  when you spike your la croix with vodka. we drank la crooks as we rode in the minivan home after the bachelorette party in duluth.

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