daddy stitch
when a woman gives birth v-g-n-lly, she is likely to tear. when she is sewn up, the doctor will ask the father if he would like a few extra st-tches. this will ensure a tighter v-g-n- after giving birth.
the father was afraid that his wifes v-g-n- would be loose after giving birth. so he asked the doctor if he would give her a “daddy st-tch”
st-tches to repair rips or tears resulting from a v-g-n-l delivery of a baby.
ie, the doc put in a few extra daddy st-tches after jr. was born.
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