daffy-davit
an affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the doc-ment genuinely truthful.
“he would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote.”
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