Daffy Ducking the Camel
t-tty f-cking a pregnant woman who is pregnant with another man’s child.
“dude, i went over to sheila’s the other day…yeah, i was totally daffy ducking the camel…i wonder if she’s going to have a boy or a girl.”
in old cartoons, daffy duck was seen riding atop of the camel’s hump. therefore, when i was t-tty f-cking a pregnant chick the other day, i had to be atop of her b-mp, much like daffy so long ago.
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