dafuq
dafuq is a derogatory term and internet slang that originated from confused black girl, expressing that something is stupid, in real words, the f-ck?
person 1: you can’t go to that party!
person 2: seriously, dafuq?
what the f-ck , but in a more confused manner
hagrid: you’re a wizard harry
harry: dafuq?
a semi-meme, cousin of lolwut. it’s something you say when you are either:
disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect.
it’s like saying “wtf” only more bad -ss.
person 1: wanna see my d-ck?
person 2: da fuq bro, no!
1. a shortened term of the colloquialism “what the f-ck”.
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. an internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.
what dafuq is this?
what the f-ck?
casey: i want some handcuffs for christmas.
casey’s boyfriend: dafuq?!
a popular phrase originating from popular hood slang “what da f-ck” or more commonly known “what the f-ck”
usually used in texts and comments on unusual or weird things.
“dafuq did i just look at?”
“i don’t know bro, i think it was a dog shaved and painted to look like a panda.”
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