Dagnham Handshake
a difficult manuover whereby a gentleman places his pinky up a lady’s bronze eye, the middle 3 fingers within the fanjita and the thumb rests lightly on the devil’s doorbell. a dagnham handshake is easier from behind, though adepts in the handshake can perform it from up front whilst gazing romanticly at the lady’s headlamps.
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