Dagobah
any place that you wanted to go until you actually arrived and then wished that you had never even considered going there.
dude#1: dude, we’re totally gonna stop in canada!
dude#2: yeah totally!
(in canda)
dude#1: what the h-ll were we thinking? this is a total dagobah
any unkempt, overly hairy and musty v-g-n- that can be smelled from a distance, so named for its similarity with yoda’s home planet.
dude #1: so how was it?
dude #2: total dagobah, man. you could hear twigs snapping when she walked.
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