Dagwood
an enormous sandwich utilizing most of the contents of the fridge.
i’m so hungry i could eat a sandwich of dagwood proportions.
when a woman can not only engulf a man’s entire c-ck, but his b-lls to.
my girlfriend gagged trying to give me a dagwood last night.
the contents of several sandwiches between just two slices of bread (for example: marmite, ham, chutney, tomato, cheese, mayo, cuc-mber, and marmalade) creating a combination of contrasting textures and tastes.
that’s no sandwich; that’s a dagwood!
slovenly; ill prepared; lackadaisical.
a “dagwood like” person would show little or no attention to details nor does he/she clean up after themselves.
coined from character of the popular syndicated comic “blondie” who would always come home throw his clothes around and was never prepared.
you’re always running around here like
don’t pull that
you are doing a chick in the -ss and a you pull out unexpectingly. you than proceed to shove your fist in her -ss and yell “dagwood”.
girl: moan
guy: dagwood!!!!
girl: holly sh-t!
ugly female, also called dog and gross.
dan: she is so dagwood.
michael: second that.
n. – result of a h-m-erotic act where one partner -j-c-l-t-s on the other’s face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of dagwood b-mstead of the popular syndicated comic “blondie.”
after having mervin over for the night, rich called in sick to work, afraid his dagwood would expose his s-xuality.
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