dagwool sweater
the wool sweater, hand made, given to you at christmas by a your half-blind, half-mad, widowed great-grandaunt. so hot, ill-fitting,itchy and of such a disurbing color that it can only have been crafted from the sh-tty clumps of wool (dags) sheered off the -sses of sheep. usually smells like cat pee and stale cigarettes.
-sswipe boy/girlfriend: “how’d you get a sunburn in december?”
you: “its not a sunburn, -sswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me.”
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