daily boner quota
the acc-mulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.
used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.
abbreviation: dbq
see also: “strokability scale”
upon seeing a hottie: “check out that girl, she’s helping me reach my daily b-n-r quota.”
upon seeing a fug: “the dbq is down five points today.”
upon j-zzing one’s pants: “i just went over my daily b-n-r quota.”
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