daily dirty grind
(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, ipa: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)
-verb, noun
1. to m-st-rb-t- while performing “the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
a daily monotonous job or task.
being caught in slow moving commuter traffic.” daily grind
-verb, noun
2. the daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.
origin: i was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if i were masturbating.
speaker 1: dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. i daily dirty ground when i made some eggs and bacons. it’s so hard, ’cause you can only use one hand!
speaker 2: ugh, that’s gross, man! how could you cook your food when you’re jacking off? you don’t splooge in your eggs?
if speaker 2 wasn’t grossed out…
speaker 2: dude, use your head. you can jack off without using hands.
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