Dairy mistress
when dating a vegan, you’re likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. however, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).
if your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
bob: dude, i totally couldn’t eat this grilled cheese if susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. you’re so my dairy mistress.
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