Dali dick
1. a d-ck that droops; specifically over time or from repeated use (clock c-ck)
2. a c-ck with a unique or quirky shape. this d-ck often has a strange tilt or curve.
1. “sorry baby, i can’t right now. you gave me dali d-ck”
2. “matt is super hot but he’s got total dali d-ck”
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