dallig
a technique used by male humans on cats for erotic pleasure and finally achieve climax for the man and the feline but it is more important for the man. it involves many steps from seducing to full penetration of the creature. the steps are:
1. call the cat towards yourself, if it is resistant use something to lure it such as milk or fresh fish.
2. gently caress the cat from the top of its skull to the beginning of its tail, repeat for a couple minutes.
3.i. if it is a male cat calmly cradle its b-lls and proceed to m-ssage the t-st-cl-s until it starts purring.
-after the purring begins connect your tongue with the nuts and suck upon them as if they are a delicious piece of candy.
-next grab a hold of its p-n-s and then m-st-rb-t- the feline.
-finally let it unload its seminal fluids over your face.
3.ii. if it is a female cat lick your index finger and thumb, gently rub the v-g-n- and the -n-s of the feline for a couple minutes until it starts purring.
-after the purring start the insertion of finger inside the p-ssy’s p-ssy and thumb down the p–phole.
-repeat a forward and backward motion inside both holes.
-finally let it c-m abundantly inside your mouth.
4.the time has finally come to get the pleasure that you crave and deserve, take out your p-n-s, apply spittle to it to use as a lubricant.
5. rub the tip of your c-ck against the v-g-n- or -n-s of the creature until it is unbearable for you not to shove inside that glorious hole.
6. use a powerful pelvic thrust to break the unseen barrier between the outside and the inside of the animal.
7. make love to the cat like there is no tomorrow, spin it like a top, if male cradle the b-lls at the same time, if female finger other hole and rub&suck the nipples.
8. after the crazy b-st–l s-x and you are about to climax roar like a lion making the cat compare you to its powerful cousin, then unleash your manly fluid inside creating a creampie.
9. take out your c-ck look at the drops coming out of the hole.
10. finally smear any remaining s-m-n across the cat’s face and let it go about its business.
seth: oliver(the cat) where is time for our daily dallig, my c-ck craves your -n-s.
oliver: meow!
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