daloof
when you’re wearing a wet suit above water, but you’re still soaking wet and just as you’re sitting down your b-lls smash out the fart-air trapped behind them creating a noise similar to “daloof”
i was so g-ssy the other day when we went diving and kept farting in my wet suit. when i got out of the water and sat, i was so embar-ssed because my b-lls let out the biggest “daloof” i’ve ever heard.
a combination of distant and aloof.
“i can’t tell if he’s zoning out or if he thinks he’s too cool for us.”
“oh don’t worry, he’s just daloof like that.”
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