Dalto
a really small piece of poo thats been crumbled and molded between an old womans b-ttocks until it is extracted which usually doesnt take place until it has become a perfectly rounded circle. some men find old women’s daltos s-xually arousing and collect them in vacuum jars, and sniff them on special occ-ssions!
“omg look at the size of grandma’s dalto!”
“i know what i’d like to do with her dalto”
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