Damien
the most evil little f-cker you could ever meet. this boy has got a stare that could kill ladies and gentleman.
“damien?”
“aye damien. evil wee f-cker he is.”
“who’s son?”
“the devil’s son.”
a wonderful man. the best person to have by your side. he will always make you smile and will beat you to omen jokes about his name!
she’s got a damien.
cool mellow dude that is cherished by many including juan. and hates when people spell his name damian
random: is your name spelled damian?
damien: no (thinking about upper cutting you)
1. damien thorn from the omen
2. an unusual name, growing in popularity due to the omen trilogy.
3. the devils son.
man, you look like such a damien.
damien, that one weird guy standing in the corner. damiens are usually awkward and are not very social. they are the creepy guy that won’t leave the party, and keeps trying to steal your goldfish.
person 1 : ”damien why are you here, you weren’t even invited!? and where is my goldfish?”
damien – -gurgles-
the most amazing, sweetest, guy you’ll ever meet. damien’s make excellent boyfriends because they’re loyal and protective. they like to pretend they’re strong and silent types, but deep down theyre just dying to open up to you, so don’t let that tough guy act fool you! they’re also s-xy as all h-ll and know how to use those hands and fingers ; )
girl #1: awww, your boyfriend is so sweet!
girl #2: well what did you expect? he’s a damien
damien is a guy who no one gives a chance people -ssume he’s gay because he is surrounded by girls and although all the girls he doesn’t like but never the girl he likes like rebecca sierra and sidney he is dating the one girl who has given him a chance without rejecting him kinsey he is a gamer who isn’t fat and has a life and is regretfully informed rebecca might date a derek and sidney is always dating someone he cant control his temper and does anything for money he is out going and quite a gentleman for certain girls who end up rejecting him and has a few close friends who both fly through relationships or cant date who all think he should give up because of his bad luck or undesirableness no one specifies
guy 1: is that damien?
guy 2: yeah he’s gay.
guy 1: -ss he just got rejected…again!
guy 2: by what guy?
guy 1: your a douche
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