damn, she farted on my dick
what you tell your friends after you just got f-cking laid
“dude, i heard you got f-cking laid last night” said leroy “how was it?” justin responded,” well she was sucking my d-ck for a while, then we did -n-l. and when we where doing that i mean, d-mn, she farted on my d-ck.”
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