Damp fuzz
noun: the moist fuzz and lint from your pocket that acc-mulates on you phone’s screen. this usually only occurs on hot/humid days, because the moisture on the phone screen is usually leg sweat.
adjective: a very hot day when damp fuzz could acc-mulate could be called a damp fuzz day.
bill: it’s really hot today
johnny: i know, my phone’s got damp fuzz!
tom: it sure is a damp fuzz day…
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