Damp Stains
the name of an up-and-coming westerly, ri boy band. a wet spot left on a female’s panties after seeing one of these members.
the damp stains were in town and all the ladies that came to see them left with damp stains in their panties.
songs off of the debut alb-m include:
love & loafs
i can still smell you love on my finger(s)
losing the biscuit game
the shocker
don’t use your teeth
that was our sweaty bodies rubbing together, not a fart.
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