dan mandel

character from the show dan vs. he seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. but does he let it get to him?

…yes. yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. i mean, it’s kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says jerk on the front.

his only two friends are chris, a man who is 1/16th canadian and an amazing cook, and elise, chris’s wife and a secret agent with access to an unbelievable amount of deadly weaponry.

a short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
destroyed canada through the use of an iceberg (overly sticky maple syrup)
stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, and dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (traffic)
-ssault and battery of a telemarketer (should be obvious)
caused disruptive action in a courtroom (jury duty)
wedding crasher (ex-girlfriend (don’t ask me how he got one))
-ssaulting a group of balloonists with an alien sp-ceship (car crash)
blew up an animal shelter (interrupted sleep)
somehow taking control of the u.s. nuclear weapons system.
(to be updated)
uuuuurbaaaaan diiiiiictiiiooooonaaaaaryyyyyy! – dan mandel, upon learning of my entry.