dance of the flaming arseholes

an amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your -rs-.

commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it’s an experience that both onlookers and partic-p-nts will never forget.

here’s how it goes….

you light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your b-ttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the “torch”.

if you drop the torch you’re up sh-t creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

typically it’s like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will partic-p-te in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity….

or was it adversity….

f-cked if i know, p-ss me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?

saw the new 23rd regiment going the “dance of the flaming -rs-holes” last night at the local…. some of them were a bit slow, there’s a few boys who won’t need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!
a pub game often played by members of various football clubs. also performed by australian servicemen. it involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their -rs-.
taken from wikipedia:
“one of the “hallowed traditions” bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from australia, was the ritualistic “dance of the flamers” or “dance of the flaming -rs-holes” on top of the infamous toilet’s roof. compatriots on the ground would chant the signature “haul ’em down you zulu warrior” song whilst the matelots performed their act.”