Dancing Flamingo
a dancing flamingo is were the male s-x partner does the shuffle while the female s-x partner paints the males p-n-s pink resembling a dancing flamingo, when the p-n-s is pink the couple begin to have -n-l s-x. but suddenly! a random hobo breaks into dance while masturbthatating over interacial donkey p-rn, suddnley triggering world war 9 and a half in volving the jews and half hippo,morrocion,bird, walrus’s who have laser guns that shoot out bannahs filled with c4. compared to the jews waepons witch make up of top hats filled with money. happy dancing!
guy 1: hey have you heard of a dancing flamingo?
guy 2: -falls dead-
guy 1: was it really that bad?
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