dancing monkey
someone who does your bidding, a puppet or lackey.
bruce is my dancing monkey.
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the dancing of rage as the coin drops in the “slot” and the monkey jumps to life.
as he bent over, his plumber’s crack was glaringly obvious, so i took out a 5c piece and dropped it in the “slot” (his crack) and jumped back shouting loudly, “dance monkey, dance!” and so is born the dancing monkey!
a dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master’s puppet.
dancing monkey is also referred to as pinoccio.
s.d. – cmon now s,k we gotta go do this together.
c.o. – no! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!
s.k – -ching cling-
an albino man who is eating a banana
my dad is a dancing monkey
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