Dandles
a portmanteau of “dad” and “sandles” describing the genre of summer footwear favored by suburban dads.
“mike was rocking the dandles at the little league game last night.”
to fondle one’s own or someone else’s “naughty parts.”
girl i will dandle your funkajunk til your whatamajic starts showing.
to wave one’s feet around while lying pr-ne on one’s stomach. the opposite of “dangle.”
jane is so cute when she dandles her feet.
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