Dandruff
one who always ditches, or “flakes,” hence the name dandruff; usually for an insufficient reason, getting the hopes up of friends and family and ditching them for materialistic sl-ts.
“i think tyler needs to get a bottle of head ‘n’ shoulders cause he’s been pullin some dandruff moves lately.”
dead skin making a glorious escape from your scalp. a pain in the -ss…it makes your head itchy and falls onto clothing (not a good time to be wearing a black shirt).
some guy: “dude, your head is snowing. gross.”
unfortunate victim of dandruff: “really? d-mnit, i need some antidandruff shampoo.”
the result of dead skin cells being shed from the scalp. in most cultures dandruff is considered aesthetically displeasing.
dandruff makes your head look like its snowing.
white flaky stuff that comes out from your scalp when either you haven’t washed your hair in a while or if you have a dry scalp.
-people might think it’s nasty if they see it on someone.
dude don’t headbang anymore! your dandruff is getting on me!
flakey white things in hair
alda has alot of dandruff
when your hair is messed up and theres nothing you can do about it because your too busy itching
guy:dude, your hair is throwing flakes at me.
other guy: yeah it’s my dandruff.
when some loser promises that hes gonna come, but at the last f-ckin second he chicken sh-ts out
riley: where the f-ck is thomas????
me: that f-ckin dandruff ditched us for golf
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