dandy lions


a group of 2 or more gay lions.
little boy: mommy, look at the dandy lions!
mom: no coleman, he’s just…err…umm.. scratching his friends back. (nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)
lions that are extremely happy or playful.
fred and i went to the zoo and saw some dandylions there.
a.) a male sl-t with no nerve.
b.) a male sl-t who sleeps with and then leaves females high and dry with no care for the woman as a person.
c.) an unstable male who walks the streets believing planet earth is a giant, free or one-drink-minimum, red light district.

root words:
1.) dandelion – nuisance weeds that deplete good soil by spreads their seed wherever their wind blows.
2.) cowardly lion – a wizard of oz character who proclaimed he was a dandy-lion because he lacked the nerve of a lion and was instead a mouse. “i’m afraid there’s no denyin’ / i’m just a dandy-lion / a fate i don’t deserve / i’m sure i could show my prowess / be a lion, not a mouse / if i only had the nerve.”
1.) random men who have delusions of grandeur believing they too will receive fame, fortune and/or popularity for sleeping with as many women as the superstar, s-x symbol and philanthropist, george clooney.

2.) michael “the situation” sorrentino, a vain guido reality star who is known for plighting women’s only true value as being s-x objects. he is perceived by non dandy-lion’s as mentally and s-xually unstable as well as emotionally abusive to the female gender.
an older gay who scopes out bars for younger gays. thus, the h-m-s-xual equivalent of a cougar.
“you don’t pick dandelions, phil. the dandy lions pick you.”
a girl who acts tough but is really just insecure and sad
joe: what is betty doing? why is she hurting all those girls?

mike: aww, shes just being a dandylion
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a s-xual partner(s) in the face with the condom.
omg, after s-x i dandylioned that wh-r- joanna!! there was c-m everywhere!!!!
a lion in dandyland.
“a dandy-lion is a lion in dandyland.”

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