Dandyweight
approximately 230 pounds. this can vary over time, depending on the dandystate. this can be determined by consulting the reference dandy maintained by the national inst-tute of standards and technology if greater accuracy is needed.
in order to keep from having to pay sales tax in multiple states from their book sales, authors will be paid in a dandyweight of a commodity that can be exchanged for goods, services, or currency in their state of residence. we recommend t-tanium, as it’s resistant to weathering and oxidation.
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