Dane Cook’s Disease
dane cook’s disease, or dcd, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian dane cook. symptoms include: overexateration of one’s movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words “and everyone does this, right?” and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.
bob: did you see that guy over there? he was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.
dave: it looks like he probably suffers from dane cook’s disease.
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