Danger shave
the act of attempting to shave your t-st-cl-s with a standard face razor. difficult, pointless and dangerously easy to make a mistake. also difficult to explain what you’re doing if your mum walks in.
“i had to go to hospital yesterday, had a danger shave and my hand slipped. i got four st-tches!”
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