Danger Tennis
danger tennis
a game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. the game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
these types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there -n-s (bare skin when possible)…
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to -n-l abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
“yo sh-m-ne, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of danger tennis”…
“sh-t son, i got my -rs-d tanned playing danger tennis”…
“for shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her -n-s though… lush
danger tennis
a game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. the game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
these types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there -n-s (bare skin when possible)…
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to -n-l abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
“yo sh-m-ne, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of danger tennis”…
“sh-t son, i got my -rs-d tanned playing danger tennis”…
“for shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her -n-s though… lush
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