Danger Wood


n. the immediate and ridiculously enormous b-n-r that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in s-x in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn’t.
my roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to f-ck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. you can’t imagine the danger wood i got when she said that!

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