danger yank
to properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room…
if there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you’ve just byp-ssed it… congratulation j-sm.
tommy packed his car the night before liz caught him mid danger yank. she wasn’t even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the datsun in gear, driving away from her bullsh-t. glorious.
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