dangerous load
this is when a male has the ability to have s-x with anything in the area. they will significantly drop their standards to get some s-x. this is because they are carrying a dangerous sperm load that will have the man regretting his decision the next day.
usually happens when going out at night and having a few alcoholic beverages. can be prevented by masturbating if the feeling of a dangerous load comes across.
guy1: i think i have a few broken ribs from riding that fat girl last night.
guy2: yeah, you did have a dangerous load.
guy1: woah, check out the hot chick that just walked in.
guy2: dude! thats your sister.
guy1: i think i might hit that tonight.
guy2: you better go home now before you do something with that dangerous load you have.
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