dangleslodge
-male genitalia while flaccid and swinging.
#pr-nounced (dangle-slodge)
1.) i slap your mother in the face with my large swingin dangleslodge.
2.) every swingin dangleslodge in the room has put the dangleslodge in your mother.
3.) daniel tosh has a small nonswingin dangleslodge.
4.) i slapped your daughter with my dangleslodge.
5.) your dog bit my dangleslodge.
6. my dangleslodge is throbbing.
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