Dangling Pineapple Pizza
a delicious variant to the traditional papa murphy’s stuffed crust hawaiian pizza. the original stuffed crust hawaiian pizza was renamed to the dangling pineapple pizza in 2014 after a georgetown, tx papa murphy’s location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original stuffed crust hawaiian by dragging his scr-t-m across the pizza. it has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a texan.
dude i am starving. want to grab a pizza and head home?
yea bro. let’s head to papa murphy’s and pick one up and take home.
sweet! i love the stuffed crust hawaiian.
they don’t have that any more bro!
why not?
remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. it’s now the dangling pineapple pizza.
even better!
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