daniel marley
a combination of two g-y people that love each other one called daniel and another called marley daniel is the weirdest guy that you will ever meet he has a peanut head he is complete trash at games and gets blamed for everything, his star crossed lover is marley a irresponsible person already jailed for a month for molesting a little child. he is the g-y of all g-ys like more g-yer than your r-t-rded relative who does not dress formally to a formal event like a full a adidas tracksuit to a funeral !
“who’s that ! snogging behind a tree !” screamed a little child . “its daniel marley!” sighed everyone
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