Daniel Tosh

when you record yourself licking someones -ss after they have sh-t, leaving an “o” around the mouth.
that b-tch wanted to be famous so i introduced her to daniel tosh!
an outrageously stereotypically white comedian from omaha, nebraska whose comedic act discusses a wide range of topics from cannibalism to s-x to great knick knacks at target as well as cracking on dane cook.
daniel’s mom(at his funeral): “this is really awkward…but he said we wouldn’t get the booty if we didn’t do this…”

-daniel tosh
comedy central’s newest, in-your-face comedian, who gives you the only reason to watch the network since dave chappelle moved to crazyville and disappointed us all. he offends people in every walk of life, and graduated from ucf in whorlando, florida. his show, tosh.0, is amazingly funny, although most women do not agree with this because women have no sense of humor and would rather “keep up” with the kardasians or watch grown adults play high schoolers and/or vampires on tv. daniel tosh is rather s-xy, but this probably would not be true if he wasn’t the funniest man ever. daniel tosh does not know this, but we will someday be married and make unbelievably attractive, offensive offspring.
i would do dirty, dirty things to daniel tosh.

(female) who’s that?

he’s the s-xiest, funniest man ever you twilight-loving f-ghag!
a h-m-s-xual s-x position in which 2 men bust their loads into a dead fish and insert it into eachother’s r-ct-m.
text from tom: heeyy daniel, wanna tosh it up before the show?(;
reply from daniel tosh: ive been waiting all day for my midmorning satisfaction!
the act of having s-x with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and c-ck roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your -n-s while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.
reporter: the pope was recently caught performing a daniel tosh in vatican city monday morning, apparently after hitting the blood of christ a little too hard. fortunately the wolf was unharmed but i can’t say the same for the childrens’ mental health.
a s-xual position in which two males 69 each other while another male p-sses in their -ssholes.
example: let’s go daniel tosh each other.
a corn filled t-rd that is placed inside a s-m-n filled condom, roasted lightly over an open spit and served as a sausage like meal. for best results season with dingleberries, p-n-s mustard, furmunda cheese and garnish with a light sprinklin o’ dehydrated amber colored p-ss.
hans und franz ordered two foot long daniel tosh’s at this years octoberfest.
a comedian with a halfway decent television show who gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid.
‘hey did you see the new tosh.0 episode?’
‘yeah. bet he gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid. that daniel tosh!’