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daniel wofford

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• all jizzed up

  worn, used, with personal impression that house used to be nice, now it’s just all j-zzed up

• dewer

  used by leeds folk to describe a door mick said to jan ‘close bl–dy dewer im freezing!”‘

• A Melvin

  an underwhelming male -rg-sm. if -j-c-l-t- is present, it dribbles feebly and apologetically out. did you just j-zz your pants? yes, but it was only a melvin. after w-nk number 5 that day, he realised was no longer enjoying himself, as his overworked phallus begrudgingly performed a melvin.

• hilop

  a word used to define a word that has no definition. “i don’t really know the exact word for this hilop”

• tina bunnies

  hallucinations of seeing human figures out of the corner of one’s eyes after being awake too long and overstimulated; used as a more politically-correct and less evasive term than “shadow people”, which immediately suggests hallucination to the listener. i swear the tina bunnies were acting up last night. i kept thinking there were like four […]

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