danish curlers
a female’s br–sts that peak at the nipple (like the matterhorn) and protrude outward like a ducks’ stance, while remaining a fair distance apart from one another. distance between each breast varies from 4-6 inches. however, in extreme cases, each breast can appear to be it’s own ent-ty, as if they’re trying to run away from eachother. bra required in order to give off the appearance of a normal chest.
cb, who also got a gnarly -ss tat the other day, has quite a vivacious set of danish curlers.
“dog, that slampiece’s danish curlers are extra sloppy. minimum 8 inches separation bro… whoa”
“that b-tch got some fujat-tties (few-juh-t-t-ees)”
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