danish turntable
a male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese danish (bakers choice). once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female -ssumes the “doggy” position on the kitchen table and places the danish directly over her -n-s. the male then proceeds to have -n-l intercourse with her through the european pastry. the female then defecates on the p-n-s. she immediately turns around and performes oral s-x, ensuring to consume all of the danish and her defecation. she must then guess the flavor of the danish filling before taking off the blindfold.
she totally failed at the danish turntable! she thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!
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