Dank ass schwag


1.oxymoron: dank as in good weed and schwag as in terrible weed.

2. what a drug dealer calls normal schwag so dumb-sses will buy it.

3. what you call schwag you baught at cronic prices as to avoid embarresment.
it wasnt cronic, but it was some dank -ss schwag.
highly potent, yet very dirty weed. the kind your grandpa smokes. common in white trash areas. wiggers often smoke this.
yo, justin had some dank -ss schwag the other night.
b-tch, if you don’t give me that dank -ss schwag, i’ll cut you!
this dank -ss schwag is dirty as f-ck, but it f-cks my sh-t up!
dank -ss schwag is the sh-t! and robin is a b-tch!
this dank -ss schwag is better than that bulltrue i got in halo 3!

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