dank malarky
anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as h-llo kitty at a j-panese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
justin: hey james wanna get up to some dank malarky?
james: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual s-x with paying men.
justin: i guess
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