Dank Wank


to preform a dank w-nk is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

it is not uncommon for a dank w-nk to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

this is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
i was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. text book dank w-nk right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!
dank w-nk is what you get when you f-ck dank tw-nk

if ya wanna no what dank tw-nk is look it up.
my boy b-rad caught a h-lly case of dank w-nk

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