dankmas eve


the night before dankmas, which is a holiday similar to christmas (or “x-mas” by the millennials) expect very drug centric. specifically referring to weed.

dankmas is (unofficially) april, 20th of every year.
“holy sh-t!”, jeremiah said. “it’s dankmas eve already!?”
“yep”, replied jaquan with glee.
“i can’t wait to see what dank-a-claus brings me this year!”
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