danny glover

danny glover- n.
to give a ‘danny glover’ is when you shove your hand up a female partners -ss, thus creating a fecal ‘glove’. then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. usually done post-coitus.
-fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of jonhnston’s ‘danny glover’ as performed on martha.

-“to err is human, to give a ‘danny glover’ is divine”.
a t-rd so horrific that the t-rdee may not survive to do another; an “im getting too old for this”sh-t; a lethal weapon.
just birthed a danny glover in there, feels like my -rs- is inside out now
-verb.
the act of accomplishing a task that far surp-sses your likely abilities.
dude. you totally ‘danny glovered’ that predator!
50% propel fitness water. 50 miller genuine draft. 100% mind grenade of a drink.
zach: “what the h-ll am i drinking? its freaking amazing.”

doug: “thats a danny glover b-tch. drink up.”
when a loved one asks you to feel his/her b-tt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.
hey, sis! i’m gonna go over there and give grandma and old danny glover!
when u get head from a really hot piece of trim and after u blow ur load you yell, “riggs! im getting too old for this sh-t!” and then u proceed to slap her once with your phallus.
dudes, listen up. i danny glovered maya angelou last night.
quite possibly the finest actor in the history of film.
operation dumbo drop was robbed at the oscars when the film left with a shocking zero awards