dans ton cul


romantic french idiom used whenever one asks about the location of something or someone.

very useful on job interviews or for wedding toasts.
“chérie, où sont les relevés du compte ?

dans ton cul !”

“honey, where are the bank statements ?

up your -ss !”

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